The annoying moment when someone tries to steal...
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godsquito: nosdrinker: let’s talk about how small a can of soda looks like in shaq’s hand yaoi hands
That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
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rryland: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
whenhelenametjosie: I don’t understand the term “Dry Humor”. It’s not often I find myself admiring how wet someone’s sense of humor is. Like, “What a moist joke that was.”
pregnantmermaid: like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
where am i
maplelaughingalonewithfandoms: what is this green stuff around me and this breeze??? i dont have a fan on… wait… i think im… im……. OUTSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
haave-you-met-ted: since joining tumblr i’ve become at least 74% more sassy
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from...
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
this is the best scene in all of anime i dont care...
smirkinglittleshit: if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
mercuryandmoonlight: gaymerlag: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
kushikito: nosdrinker: WE’RE ALSO GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK ABOUT THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB THERE IS NO REASON FOR THESE THINGS TO EXIST SHH NO DREAMS ONLY TEARS NOW NOPE NOPE.
narcissistmanifesto: shelpee: i never know who im “”“supposed”“” to follow omg your heart
soras-absurdly-long-eyelashes: maniacalkyriis: Neofriends tab in English Neofriends tab translated from German to English Wow. Portuguese: did i ask for your opinion French: don’t tell me how to live Spanish: say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
sassyasexualphineas: is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way i mean it what the fuck can they not do they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”