May 2012
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
dragonsroar:
ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
What I look like when I am sick
sodamnrelatable:
Expectation:
Reality:
via sodamnrelatable
pfefferi:
the word radical reminds me of this cup
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
nialls-beach-babe:
sagebot:
the-troll-doll:
emmalik20:
randomostrichchocolates:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
REBLOG THE HELL OUTTA THIS!
hey
guys
omfg almost 6 million notes.
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs?
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way
littlechez:
icuntbelieveitsnotbutter:
perks of being a girl
i can think about whatever i want in class without worrying about boners
Yeah, that’s about it
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
