Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
dragonsroar: ok who the hell looked at this creature and went “im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
What I look like when I am sick
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality: via sodamnrelatable
pfefferi: the word radical reminds me of this cup
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs?
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
Britain: Excuse Me
America: Get the fuck out of my way
littlechez: icuntbelieveitsnotbutter: perks of being a girl i can think about whatever i want in class without worrying about boners Yeah, that’s about it
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
hyperbolequeen: you know what the stupidest award is perfect attendance why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here